Let's Talk about it...

Hey there, fellow degens! We want to have a serious talk about taking your degen trading game to the next level. You've already experienced the thrill of our free tier, where you get a taste of what we offer. But now, we're here to tell you why upgrading to a paid membership is the ultimate move for serious degenerate traders like yourself.

Degen Mode

Let's break it down, starting with our first paid tier, aptly named Degen Mode. When you join Degen Mode, you unlock a whole new world of benefits that will make your trading journey even more exhilarating. First and foremost, forget about those pesky delays. With Degen Mode, you receive our stock alerts immediately after our due diligence is completed. That means you get in on the action before others, giving you a shot at snatching stocks at lower prices and maximizing your gains.

But that's not all. We've got your back with personalized support too. As a Degen Mode member, you gain direct access to a dedicated account representative who will be your trading sidekick. Need advice, guidance, or just someone to share your excitement with? They've got you covered, with one-on-one telephone support that'll make you feel like a true trading VIP.

Full Retard

We don't stop there, my degen comrades. As a Degen Mode member, you also get access to extra research on our carefully curated stock picks. We dive deeper, uncovering valuable insights and presenting you with a wealth of information to inform your trading decisions. And to top it off, we open the doors to exclusive interviews with company executives. You'll gain insider knowledge and a deeper understanding of the companies we feature, giving you that extra edge in the market.

Now, if you're really ready to embrace the degen spirit and go all-in, we've got something that might pique your interest: our second paid tier, known as Full Retard. Yep, you heard that right. Full Retard is for those who are not afraid to take risks and chase the wildest opportunities.

With Full Retard, you'll be at the forefront of the action. You'll receive early access to our picks as we finalize due diligence. This is the real deal, my friends, but remember, it comes with an element of risk. And just to make things even more wild, we'll send every stock pick straight to your doorstep via FedEx (after due diligence is completed). It's like receiving a tangible piece of the degen trading world right in the comfort of your home or office.

And of course, as a Full Retard member, you'll join an exclusive community chat. This is where you can collaborate and share ideas with other Full Retard traders who live on the edge just like you. It's a haven for like-minded degens who thrive on risk and are hungry for success.

Full Retard isn't for Everyone - Like a wise man once said, "Never go full retard!"

But hey, we've got to keep it real. Full Retard isn't for everyone. It's a tier that comes with inherent risks. Due diligence might not always be successful, which means the stock pick might not end up receiving our marketing services. So, if you're truly ready to go Full Retard, make sure you understand and embrace the risks involved.

So, fellow degens, it's decision time. Are you ready to take your trading game to the extreme? Upgrade to Degen Mode or go all-out with Full Retard. Whichever path you choose, we'll be right there with you, pushing the boundaries, and fueling the degen revolution. Let's ride the rollercoaster of risk and reap the rewards together. Join us, and let's make some legendary trades that'll go down in degen history!

‍